Monday, September 28, 2015

Emma Speaks [Vol. 7]

*Waving out the window of the trolley as we passed a crowd downtown Appleton during Octoberfest* 

Emma: "Hi people! It's me, Emma!" 

#celebrity

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*One of the characters on Daniel Tiger's Neighborhood was sick with a cold*

Emma: "What's the matter?"

Me: "He's sick, he doesn't feel good."

Emma: "He needs cheese." 

Ooooookay. 

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*Landon stole a bite of Emma's cinnamon roll*

Emma (waving her fork at him): "Hey! That's mine! Open your mouth!" 

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*Emma was being a complete psychopath at lunch, banging her cup and fork on the table and throwing her food on the floor on purpose... All behaviors we had conquered, like, almost a year ago. I scolded her and pulled her chair away from the table and took her dishes of food away. She started to scream at the top of her lungs, hysterically over-the-top dramatics. I bent down to pick up the food from the floor, and she abruptly stops screaming.*

"Oh. Whoopsie. Sorry, mumma!" 

What the...?!? 

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*Out for a walk one evening and it was light out with a visible moon."

Emma: "Mumma! Look! The moon! Take it!"

Me: "Oh I can't take it, it's too far away!" 

Emma: "Pick me up. I'll get it." 

You keep reaching for that moon, baby... ;) 




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