Emma Speaks [Vol. 3]

Me: "Emma what would you like for breakfast?"

Emma (sighs): "Coffee."

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*Emma very clearly passes gas*

Landon: "Who tooted?!"

Emma: "Rory." 

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Emma (to a complete stranger at the store): "My brudder naked!"

Me: *facepalm* "I assure you, ma'am, her brother is not at all naked." 

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*She really dislikes the vacuum cleaner and was clinging to me*

Emma: "Go away, noisy!" *points her little finger at the door* 

"OUT!!!"

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*The morning of her second birthday*

Me: "Emma, how old are you today?"

Emma: "Fourteen." 

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