Sunday, September 20, 2015

Emma Speaks [Vol. 6]

*Having a pretend tea party*

Me: "May I have some more tea please?"

Emma: "Not today." 

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*I was giving Emma a big hug and kissing her cheeks*

Emma: "Mumma! Don't touch! I fragile!" 

There are some words I just shouldn't teach her.

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*Rory was reaching for a piece of Emma's cereal and she intercepted his hand and started shaking it*

Emma: "Nice to meet you, brudder!"

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*We were sitting in the living room just hanging out*

Emma: "Be right back, go check the pizza!"

*runs to the oven and peeks through the door- it was off and empty, we were not making a pizza*

Emma: "Not ready yet. Rats!" 

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*Since having surgery on my tailbone in July, Landon has been doing my bandage changes, we usually shoot for a time when Emma's not around, but it doesn't always work out so she's "helped" a couple of times*

Emma [pulling on my pants]: "Come here mumma, I check your owie." 

Me: "No thank you, Nurse Ratchet!" 

Emma [shoving me toward the couch]: "Go yay down!" 

*I obey, just to amuse her. A few moments later she emerges from the play room with her doctor kit*

Emma: "Doctor Emma!" 

Sweet mother of pearl help me... 

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