Emma Speaks [Vol. 2]

Me: *sitting on the couch, truly doing nothing, Emma toddles over...*

Emma: [patting me on the cheek] "Shhhh. Good little mumma." 

O_o

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*Emma brings Goodnight Moon over to me and plunks down on my lap*

Me: "In the great green roo-"

Emma: [turning around and putting her hand over my mouth] "Mumma, Mumma... Shhh. I weading." 

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*I had just sat down with Rory and a bottle, Emma starts climbing up on his jumparoo, I warned her not to sit in it, but of course she ignored my advice*

Emma: "Mumma! Hewp! I stuck!" 

Me: "I can't help you until I'm done feeding Rory. Looks like you're just going to have to be stuck."

Emma: "How dare you..."

DISCLAIMER! This one sounds über sassy... BUT... I have kind of inadvertently taught her that particular phrase, always in a joking manner, like when she farts on my lap or something [yes, cute little girls with pigtails do things like that, too] And yes, perhaps it was just a fluke that she happened to use it in very fitting context, however, she's kind of an evil genius who never ceases to surprise us. 

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Emma: [grabbing my face in both hands] "Yisten!" 

I wait several seconds

Me: [whispering] "What am I listening for?" 

Emma: [whispering back] "all the eyes..."

Because THAT'S not creepy at all... 

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*Rory was in his jumparoo, they had both just gotten up from naps, Emma was the last to get up, and she goes running over to her brother and squeezes his face*

Emma: "Morning, feetheart!" ['sweetheart', I assume?] "How was your nap?" 

All the AWWWWHs! <3