Emma Speaks [Vol. 9]

*I was sitting on the living room floor with Rory looking at a book and Emma comes running to me with my car keys in her hand (still can't figure out how she got them... They're always kept way out of her reach)*

Emma: "Come on, mumma. Let's go get a coffee."

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*Emma comes running up to me as I'm taking the last bite of my cereal*

Emma: "All gone?"

Me: "Yep."

Emma: "Nuts."

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*sitting at the table having a snack*

Me: "How's the graham cracker, Emma? Is it good?"

Emma: "It's not good. It's delicious."

Well WELL! 

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*Emma was basically wailing/caterwauling sing-song nonsense in the car*

Emma: "THISSSSS IS LAAAAAA GOOOOO!"

Landon: "What is that?"

Emma: "It's music." 

Duh, dad.

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*we were approaching the park in the double stroller when Emma spotted a younger looking man in the pavilion checking the meters*

Emma: "Hey! Where's my boyfriend?"

Me: "Oh, you have a boyfriend?"

Emma (pointing to the guy in the pavilion): "There he is!"

Me: "Emma, we don't know that man."

Emma: "Hey! Boyfriend!"

Me: "Emma! We don't know that man. He's not your boyfriend you silly goose."

*Man starts walking to his truck*

Emma (shouting and waving her arms): "Hey! Boyfriend! Where you going?" 

Oh dear...

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