Friday, October 23, 2015

Emma Speaks [Vol. 10]

*We were driving home from the Y when suddenly we could all smell a diaper in need of changing*

Emma: "Uhh... Mumma?"

Me: "Yes, dear? Is that you I smell?"

Emma: "No. Rory needs diaper change."

Me: "Okay, thanks for letting me know."

*a minute later*

Emma: "Mumma! Change Rory's diaper!"

Me: "I can't right this second, Emma, I'm driving."

Emma (and I could hear her eyes roll as she made a little 'ghh' sound in her throat): 
"I'll do it." 
*reaches for her brother* 
"Come here, buddy, I'll take care you."

Clearly she is a better mother than I am. Tsk tsk tsk. 

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*Emma is just a bit enamored with Abbie's boyfriend, Nathaniel [Fannel, in toddler speech]*

Emma: "Where my Fannel go?"

Me: "He's with Abbie."

Emma: "No! My Fannel!"

Me (chuckling): "Emma honey, Nathaniel is Abbie's boyfriend."

Emma (sobbing): "No! Fannel MY boyfriend!" 

Look out, auntie, you officially have a fierce little competitor. 

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*At the dinner table having a little Spanish lesson*

Me: "Emma, digame 'gracias!'"

Emma (flailing her arms in frustration): "No 'gracias!' It's all gone!" 

...¿que?

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*Landon and I were pouring glasses of wine and caught Emma's attention*

Emma: "I have a sip?"
*and when we didn't respond*
"Buddies? Guys?"

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*In the van while out running errands*

Rory: "dadadadadada"

Me: "Rory, say 'Mumma!'"

Emma: "No! Rory, say 'Emma!'"

Me (playing along): "No! Rory, say 'Mumma!'"

Emma: "No! Rory, say 'Emma'! I'll give you a treat!"

Am I impressed or ashamed that she understands the concept of bribery? 
Both. It's both. 



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